My husband brought his mistress home, so I brought someone too. But when my guest stepped forward, my husband’s mistress panicked, dropped her wine glass, and screamed: ‘Husband…?!’
My wife texted from Maui: “Just married my business partner. You’re pathetic btw.” I replied: “Cool.” Then I blocked her cards and changed the house locks. Next morning, two angry cops showed up at my door…
